The F Term

Recently our very own intrepid online dating manual, the self-styled Muslim Hitch, takes on family demands and realistic objectives in internet dating as a single Muslim. Therefore We vow, there isn’t a swear term around the corner…

We’ve all heard it – that feared word, the one which begins and concludes with you planning to stick needles within eyes every time you’re known as it. Picture this: a great relatives and buddies get-together, somebody else’s children are dropping their unique chicken supper all-over Auntie Salma’s new sofa. Everybody near you is apparently married, and additionally they inform you of every lovely, fluffy circumstances they do as several, after which complain affectionately about their spouse having unnecessary shoes/not altering the kitchen lamp that fused last Eid.

Then your conversation turns for your requirements.

Every few, every auntie, virtually every uncle, will most likely ask you this –”therefore, why you have not discovered anyone yet?” They then go to answer the million dollar concern using their own impressive conclusion: “Is it because you are also…” – *dhum dhum dhuuuuum remarkable songs as digital camera zooms set for the second word* – “FUSSY?!

There its. Trumpeted aloud, like a punch to the tummy, a thorn within part. I’m sure you’ve been through it – personally i think your own pain. It’s annoying to hear specially when you understand you have attempted your darnedest to meet up potentials, providing people you would never ever normally give the light of day the opportunity. And this explanation, i wish to let you navigate the F phrase and advise on harm control. Here are a few comebacks that might prove of use:

a)    Play the Islam card: “When Allah wills it, only after that can it occur. Pray for me. Inshallah.”

b)    toss it back their judge: “Well, it is vital that you know somebody for me personally? Assist a brother/sister away!”

c)    end up being a wise man: “selecting a wife is much like picking an effective fruit, it’s taking myself time for you sift through all of the bad types.”

d)    Try the surprise element: “Oh I’m sorry, i did not realise we should never end up being fussy regarding individual i am supposed to REST WITH THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.”

When this hasn’t aided, I would ike to try another approach. Below I give you a compare workout of two profiles just who contacted me personally some years back – initial from a mainstream site, and also the second from a Muslim web site.

Non Muzza bloke no.1:

I am 32 in world years, but more mature bang in wisdom and morality and younger in humour. A combination i enjoy phone ‘enigmatic’ but others consider as ‘simple’.
I enjoy chuckle, such as at my self, frequently.
I like spontaneity but need a sensible mind to control me in when I’m going to swim to the deep, despite the fact that i’ve my very own arm drifts.

I would love to meet some one as contrary as myself.
Last but not least, i prefer chocolate covered peanuts.

Muzza bloke No 2:

I want u 
becoming beside me In a pleasant Restaurent
to possess candle lightweight dinner?. &
to express those sweet three words to U

The second kept me personally not so much questioning the F word as thinking the WTF phrase. However, they aren’t all because bad as No.2, but we illustrate the purpose because of the above because so many singletons have actually explained they’ve abadndoned locating the ideal Muslim spouse as they cannot also protect the basics – such as the power to cause. Thus, being ‘fussy’ is not the problem. Certainly it is more about having some self-esteem and a sense of self-worth. It is more about having criteria. Yes, potentials needs to be provided the possibility, however toward degree which you compromise over you actually believed you’d.

Having said that, there is a ‘however’. But discover, i’m very sorry to express, people whom are entitled to to get the F term applied to all of them. Including, the people making use of immutable tick lists. Eg: “He should be over 6 ft 4 inches” (while she is 5′ 1″); or: “She must certanly be capable make like my mum and appearance like Angelina Jolie.” Well, in the event that you look like the Muslim form of Ryan Gosling, you are eligible for claim that, but let’s be honest, you are prone to look like the Muslim version of Peter Griffin.

But, the F word nonetheless sits uncomfortably. I will suggest making use of a much less blackboard scraping term, like – unrealistic expectations. The pressures we put-on another individual whenever we implement unrealistic expectations before meeting the person, only result in discontent in a married relationship. We have to accept the great using the poor, accept and love them for who they really are, not really what you unrealistically would like them as. It’s about a finding ideal stability – managing your own expectations and trying to find something best for you. You can also let eHarmony embody the F word in your stead, while they sort through all apples available, handpicking a lot more suitable fits according to your own character – anything those matchmaking aunties of yore tended to sidestep with the ‘biodata’ forms.

So to round off, next time you’re known as F term, just take cardiovascular system and don’t forget what is actually been mentioned. Never reduce your criteria, understand your own well worth, additionally cannot count on a Muslim Aishwarya Rai or a Muslim Henry Cavill with a higher traveling work (should you decide’ll pardon the pun), as your genuine knight in shining armour on a white steed could become a noble IT manager in a Ford Fiesta.

Love, inshallah,

M. Hitch


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